Voicemail

[wolf_blood]

If you're calling me, you should already know whose phone this is. Leave a voicemail and I probably won't call you back. Text me and I might answer!

Comments

[whateveraspidercan]

I think it's very clearly marked I can't imagine anyone would try to invade

[Or he's just oblivious to any attempts.]

[wolf_blood]

I think you'd be surprised.

[whateveraspidercan]

Wait who would want to try?

[wolf_blood]

Anybody with eyes and a brain?

[whateveraspidercan]

I've met lots of people with those and no one has tried

[wolf_blood]

I notice before you so I can stop it before you notice.

[whateveraspidercan]

Wait what?

When?

[wolf_blood]

Regularly? Like at least once a week.

[whateveraspidercan]

Whaaaaaaaaaaat?

[wolf_blood]

I don't get how this still shocks you so much

[whateveraspidercan]

Because it must not happen when I’m around or something

[wolf_blood]

No, you're usually definitely around

[whateveraspidercan]

Name one time!

[wolf_blood]

Okay. Last weekend when we were comparing all the chinese food places near the apartment, the waitress at the second to last place was watching you like a hawk the whole time. Every time I shifted my chair she reacted like she was going to run over if I got up and walked away.

[whateveraspidercan]

Maybe she was just intimidated by you and didn’t want to bring us the check until you were gone

[wolf_blood]

Nope, cause then she wouldn't have written her number on the check

[whateveraspidercan]

Oh

Still doesn’t count because I was only sort of there

[wolf_blood]

You were only sort of there?

It does count.

[whateveraspidercan]

She didn’t like

Hit on me hit on me

[wolf_blood]

Cause I was glaring at her but she wanted to.

[whateveraspidercan]

So that one doesn't count

[wolf_blood]

You would make the 'that one doesn't count' argument for every example I give.

[whateveraspidercan]

Well if they’re all as bad as that then yeah

They don’t hit on me like

To my face

[wolf_blood]

You didn't notice the last time someone was hitting on you too your face! Or in fact the two times I know of before that

[whateveraspidercan]

When was someone hitting on me to my face?