Cause I was glaring at her but she wanted to.
So that one doesn't count
You would make the 'that one doesn't count' argument for every example I give.
Well if they’re all as bad as that then yeah
They don’t hit on me like
To my face
You didn't notice the last time someone was hitting on you too your face! Or in fact the two times I know of before that
When was someone hitting on me to my face?
The time you ended up saying yes to someone else's booty call.
[It doesn't bother her anymore but letting something go isn't really one of her skills.]
And I can think of two specific instances that I was hitting on you to your face and you didn't notice. One after we were sleeping together
Okay that is fair that did turn out to be a booty call
When did you do that and I missed it?
1) the time I invited you into my bed and 2) the first time I offered you a lap dance
1) Anyone could have thought you were offering me a place to sleep!
2) I thought that was... not genuine
1) I don't know about that
2) That's not how I remember it. You thought I was saying someone else should give you a lap dance. Did I offer one before that that I've forgotten?
1. I asked a few people and they laughed and called me dumb so you win that one
2. Oh right I remember now yeah I thought you meant someone else
1. Yes, I'm definitely right, and just for clarity's sake who exactly just called you dumb?
2. Well, I'm glad offering you a lapdance wasn't entirely forgettable.
It was MJ
I was just really unprepared for that entire experience
Oh. I thought it'd be someone I'd like to threaten. Damn.
I don't know about that.
Sorry I’ll try and get a stranger to say it
Why do you say that?
Don't do that!
Or I mean if you want me to fight a stranger sure
I think you did very well handling the actual full experience
I'd rather you fight someone you know
You broke my brain with it
I mean if you want me to fight someone you don't have to arrange circumstances, you can just give me a name.
Yeah. That's always a good look on you.
Hmmmm
Will you fight Black Widow? I feel like you'd both enjoy that
That like... still breaks my brain to this day
Okay I’ll ask her
I think you’re getting better at it too
Getting better at lap dances?
Yes! Because you're so focus on what I like you just get better and better and my brain can't keep up
so really you just mean I'm getting better at you
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Cause I was glaring at her but she wanted to.
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So that one doesn't count
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You would make the 'that one doesn't count' argument for every example I give.
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Well if they’re all as bad as that then yeah
They don’t hit on me like
To my face
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You didn't notice the last time someone was hitting on you too your face! Or in fact the two times I know of before that
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When was someone hitting on me to my face?
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The time you ended up saying yes to someone else's booty call.
[It doesn't bother her anymore but letting something go isn't really one of her skills.]
And I can think of two specific instances that I was hitting on you to your face and you didn't notice. One after we were sleeping together
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Okay that is fair that did turn out to be a booty call
When did you do that and I missed it?
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1) the time I invited you into my bed and 2) the first time I offered you a lap dance
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1) Anyone could have thought you were offering me a place to sleep!
2) I thought that was... not genuine
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1) I don't know about that
2) That's not how I remember it. You thought I was saying someone else should give you a lap dance. Did I offer one before that that I've forgotten?
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1. I asked a few people and they laughed and called me dumb so you win that one
2. Oh right I remember now yeah I thought you meant someone else
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1. Yes, I'm definitely right, and just for clarity's sake who exactly just called you dumb?
2. Well, I'm glad offering you a lapdance wasn't entirely forgettable.
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It was MJ
I was just really unprepared for that entire experience
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Oh. I thought it'd be someone I'd like to threaten. Damn.
I don't know about that.
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Sorry I’ll try and get a stranger to say it
Why do you say that?
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Don't do that!
Or I mean if you want me to fight a stranger sure
I think you did very well handling the actual full experience
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I'd rather you fight someone you know
You broke my brain with it
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I mean if you want me to fight someone you don't have to arrange circumstances, you can just give me a name.
Yeah. That's always a good look on you.
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Hmmmm
Will you fight Black Widow? I feel like you'd both enjoy that
That like... still breaks my brain to this day
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Good.
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Okay I’ll ask her
I think you’re getting better at it too
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Getting better at lap dances?
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Yes! Because you're so focus on what I like you just get better and better and my brain can't keep up
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so really you just mean I'm getting better at you
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