Voicemail

[wolf_blood]

If you're calling me, you should already know whose phone this is. Leave a voicemail and I probably won't call you back. Text me and I might answer!

Comments

[wolf_blood]

I think your argument would be compelling enough to convince me you're the second luckiest person in the world, probably

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay but either way I would love to make that argument because I love telling anyone, especially you, how great you are!

[wolf_blood]

so you agree? you're going to switch to making the argument that I'm the second luckiest person in the world? awesome

[whateveraspidercan]

I think that’s up for debate. Right now I’m just excited about telling more people about how great you are

[wolf_blood]

Fair enough, I'm excited about that in the opposite direction too.

[whateveraspidercan]

You’re excited for the debate?

[wolf_blood]

Yes but I meant telling people how fantastic you are.

[whateveraspidercan]

Oh yeah

I'm excited for that too!

[wolf_blood]

next year for Halloween we should go as each other

[whateveraspidercan]

You just want to see me wearing your clothes and complimenting myself

[wolf_blood]

yes

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay we can be each other then

[wolf_blood]

I'm very glad you agree

[whateveraspidercan]

Were you going to have to do something awful if I didn't agree?

[wolf_blood]

Have to do? Nah

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay but that's not a denial of going to do something awful

[wolf_blood]

No, it isn't. It just seems important that you know I would've done it with glee.

[whateveraspidercan]

Arya I know you ALWAYS do your awful things with glee

[wolf_blood]

I don't know why you asked if I would HAVE to, then

[whateveraspidercan]

I just wanted to know if it was like

Mandatory in your code of justice or like

For kicks and giggles only

[wolf_blood]

In this case, just for kicks and giggles. My code of justice is pretty expansive but even I have never tried to stretch it to giving me reasons to ogle you.

[whateveraspidercan]

Oh ogling you is for sure in my code of justice

Because it would be a crime not to appreciate someone as beautiful as you

[wolf_blood]

Oh, well done. Well done. That is a 10/10 on the smooth scale.

[whateveraspidercan]

Wow, 10/10 that’s really impressive! Go me!

[wolf_blood]

Well, you're always really impressive