Voicemail

[wolf_blood]

If you're calling me, you should already know whose phone this is. Leave a voicemail and I probably won't call you back. Text me and I might answer!

Comments

[wolf_blood]

I don't know why you asked if I would HAVE to, then

[whateveraspidercan]

I just wanted to know if it was like

Mandatory in your code of justice or like

For kicks and giggles only

[wolf_blood]

In this case, just for kicks and giggles. My code of justice is pretty expansive but even I have never tried to stretch it to giving me reasons to ogle you.

[whateveraspidercan]

Oh ogling you is for sure in my code of justice

Because it would be a crime not to appreciate someone as beautiful as you

[wolf_blood]

Oh, well done. Well done. That is a 10/10 on the smooth scale.

[whateveraspidercan]

Wow, 10/10 that’s really impressive! Go me!

[wolf_blood]

Well, you're always really impressive

[whateveraspidercan]

Awwww, really?

[wolf_blood]

Really really!

[whateveraspidercan]

You know what? You're cute with me and I love that

[wolf_blood]

how dare

but I guess if you love it, okay

[whateveraspidercan]

I really do love it

[wolf_blood]

just so long as the percentage of cute is still less then other things. I can't have that leaking out

[whateveraspidercan]

I promise we won't let that leak out. Plus you're still incredibly fierce and dangerous

[wolf_blood]

I think people would start discounting that if they heard cute, tho. People usually do

[whateveraspidercan]

They would discount it at their own peril!!

[wolf_blood]

it'd be so much work to correct each of them though and I'm getting so lazy

[whateveraspidercan]

Just let them fuck around and find out

[wolf_blood]

I do love when I get to say that

[whateveraspidercan]

EVENTUALLY everyone will learn

[wolf_blood]

You think so?

[whateveraspidercan]

Yeah. I think that will make a new problem though

People will stop being all "She can't be that vicious" to wanting to test themselves against you

Like gun fighters in old time westerns who always had people wanting to challenge their speed against them

[wolf_blood]

Oh, hmm. That does make sense, and that's very interesting. I'm going to need to consider this possibility.

[whateveraspidercan]

I’m sure whatever you do will be savage and/or fun!

[wolf_blood]

Thank you, I appreciate that