Voicemail

[wolf_blood]

If you're calling me, you should already know whose phone this is. Leave a voicemail and I probably won't call you back. Text me and I might answer!

Comments

[whateveraspidercan]

Yes and yes

[wolf_blood]

...

[There's going to be a significant delay while she 1) opens the gift, 2) laughs quite hysterically, 3) sends a picture of it to the group chat with entirely too many emojis (an unmathematical mix of laughing faces and hearts, because she can't think of an adequate caption but she WANTS TO BRAG), 4) rewraps the now empty box in case she wants to pretend she put it back (and figuring out where to wear it so it's not readily visible,) and THEN crafts a reply to him, still cackling.]

where's the jeweler you bought this from? I need to inform him he's been tricked. Bamboozled. Mislead.

[whateveraspidercan]

You mean Bran and Rickon? They helped me make it

[wolf_blood]

... You made this?

[whateveraspidercan]

Yeah we did it together

[wolf_blood]

that's CHEATING

[whateveraspidercan]

How is that cheating?

[wolf_blood]

because - because!

[she has absolutely zero idea how to articulate this.]

it should be obvious!

[whateveraspidercan]

It’s not so you have to explain it

[wolf_blood]

what kind of person would I be if I argued with something you MADE?

[whateveraspidercan]

I'm pretty sure we'll find out before too long

[wolf_blood]

...

I should argue with that statement but that was an objectively hilarious reply

[whateveraspidercan]

I’m glad that you thought it was funny!

[wolf_blood]

you're lucky I thought it was funny

[whateveraspidercan]

Or else what?

[wolf_blood]

I am not going to tell you a revenge plot when I'm not going to use it

[whateveraspidercan]

Pleeeeaasseeee? Your revenge plots are so good!

[wolf_blood]

they're so good because I don't give them away before their time!

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay that's a fair argument I guess I'll just wait

[wolf_blood]

one day I'm going to find where your patience ends.

well, where your patience ends out in the world. I have found where your patience ends in bed.

[whateveraspidercan]

Because you are a horrible, horrible tease in bed!!!

[wolf_blood]

Aw, that's a shame. I thought you thought I was a very good tease in bed!

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay yes you are all time best tease in bed because you are a horrible tease in bed

[wolf_blood]

Thank you, thank you very much

[whateveraspidercan]

I will make sure you are given the appropriate reward