Entries tagged with t: allvalley

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1. in my defence, you are comically easy to bribe.

2. None of what you just said was coherent.

3. if you ever feel safe, please remember that I'm out there.

4. The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted “do not consume alcohol” while on my painkillers.

5. I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing a knife. It was at my brother, I don't know why they were mad. I know him.

6. [Choose your own adventure]