tfln

[wolf_blood]

1. in my defence, you are comically easy to bribe.

2. None of what you just said was coherent.

3. if you ever feel safe, please remember that I'm out there.

4. The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted “do not consume alcohol” while on my painkillers.

5. I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing a knife. It was at my brother, I don't know why they were mad. I know him.

6. [Choose your own adventure]

Comments

@allvalley

[wolf_blood]

It might have been called for.

[allvalley]

nurses know, man.
they see into your soul.

[wolf_blood]

Yeah, I think you're right. Frankly, I didn't consent to that.

[allvalley]

I mean, I think it's sort of price of admission.
you want all your broken parts fixed?
you have to accept that they'll intuit you.

you okay, btw?

[wolf_blood]

given those conditions, I'd rather fix all my broken parts myself, but people inevitably freak out when I do that

it'll be fine, I've had worse.

[allvalley]

I mean, that's honestly a pretty metal attitude

if you're sure

@halfawake

[wolf_blood]

Welllll... that's a different question.

[halfawake]

... do you want to go back in the hospital that bad?

[wolf_blood]

no one ever wants to go to the hospital

[halfawake]

well

what's the worst that can happen

[wolf_blood]

see, that's more like it.

it's fine. I just finished the drink I had started before the hospital. waste not.

@highashope

[wolf_blood]

Or, alternatively, you're very, very good at giving me what I want.