Yeah you’re gonna have so many awards and stuff to put up there next to pictures of our kids.]
Yeah we need to keep working on your “I’m semi-obsessed with Spider-Man” cover story
I simultaneously love this cover story and feel weird about it
Why do you feel weird about it?
I hate that someone could see this cover story and think you aren't enough for me or something
You could just be like
Spider-Man saved me once so I decided to support him
Wait how did you saying Spider-Man saved you go off the rails?
let's just say there was a LOT of suspicion about why I wouldn't be grumpy about somebody saving me
Wait did people think you were lying about it?
that or there was a conspiracy
Wait why would me saving you be a conspiracy?
no, that wouldn't be the conspiracy, me not being mad about it would be the conspiracy
What if Spider-Man had just shown up and said "it looks like you have this under control but I'm here if you need help"?
okay yeah, THAT would have me swooning
Okay so that is definitely the angle that we should go with then
well we're going to have to fake some type of attempted robbery or something on me in order for me to correct the storyline to that
Yeah we could for sure do that!
okay, fantastic. this will work better
I’m glad you suggested faking it and not running around looking for an actual robbery
well if we found an actual one you might have to continue working after and I may want you to not have to do that. so.
Oh like you’d want to go make sure the police locked them up and stuff?
no, like YOU would want to do that and I would want to take you home
So I wasn’t in danger?
Ohhhh
For something else
Yes okay I approve of all of this
Well don’t worry I’m still as thirsty for you as I have ever been. More so, probably
Do you know something wet I can use to satisfy my thirst?
Okay because I have some ideas about where I could satisfy my thirst too
well, you are a VERY intelligent individual
Maybe soon I can show you I can find wetness even blindfolded
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Yeah you’re gonna have so many awards and stuff to put up there next to pictures of our kids.]
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I should start working on an explanation for that
also some of the tabloid stories about you because sometimes those are HIlarious
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Yeah we need to keep working on your “I’m semi-obsessed with Spider-Man” cover story
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I simultaneously love this cover story and feel weird about it
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Why do you feel weird about it?
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I hate that someone could see this cover story and think you aren't enough for me or something
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You could just be like
Spider-Man saved me once so I decided to support him
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it went a bit off the rails
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Wait how did you saying Spider-Man saved you go off the rails?
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let's just say there was a LOT of suspicion about why I wouldn't be grumpy about somebody saving me
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Wait did people think you were lying about it?
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that or there was a conspiracy
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Wait why would me saving you be a conspiracy?
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no, that wouldn't be the conspiracy, me not being mad about it would be the conspiracy
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What if Spider-Man had just shown up and said "it looks like you have this under control but I'm here if you need help"?
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okay yeah, THAT would have me swooning
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Okay so that is definitely the angle that we should go with then
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well we're going to have to fake some type of attempted robbery or something on me in order for me to correct the storyline to that
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Yeah we could for sure do that!
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okay, fantastic. this will work better
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I’m glad you suggested faking it and not running around looking for an actual robbery
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well if we found an actual one you might have to continue working after and I may want you to not have to do that. so.
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Oh like you’d want to go make sure the police locked them up and stuff?
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no, like YOU would want to do that and I would want to take you home
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So I wasn’t in danger?
Ohhhh
For something else
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Yes okay I approve of all of this
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Well don’t worry I’m still as thirsty for you as I have ever been. More so, probably
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Do you know something wet I can use to satisfy my thirst?
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Okay because I have some ideas about where I could satisfy my thirst too
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well, you are a VERY intelligent individual
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Maybe soon I can show you I can find wetness even blindfolded