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[wolf_blood]

1. I just went to CVS and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book.

2. Want to go beat some guys up and then get pizza?

3. I fell off the bed and he yelled 5 second rule and kept fucking me.

4. I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least bring me my shoes?

5. [Text her.]