tfln

[wolf_blood]

01. He gave up on mugging us when we wouldn't stop laughing. Rickon was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.

02. I did not pay anyone not to make fun of you.

03. READ @ 2:20AM

04. There are sixteen boxes of donuts in the living room.

05. i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage.

06. [Choose your own adventure.]

Comments

[wolf_blood]

Alright, we can have one doily.

Um. There's probably some pieces from both sides of the family that we'll be gifted when we do the tying the knot thing but we can pick or make up our own, too, if we want to.

Are we actually going to start putting china in it now?

[whateveraspidercan]

No that’s just where my brain pinballed too

We don’t have to have any China

We’re gonna have some of those display cases for weapons and stuff though, right?

[wolf_blood]

We can. Just like... later. We might end up with people who'd like that sort of thing passed down. And some will definitely be gifted to us at some point.

Oh, yes. I've actually started researching that but none I've seen yet have a sturdy enough lock for me.

[whateveraspidercan]

We should see if there are China patterns with knives

How sturdy do they have to be?

[wolf_blood]

I tried googling that and just confused the search engine

Sturdy enough to defeat what I was like as a child.

[whateveraspidercan]

It would need to be sturdy enough to defeat you with super strength and the ability to climb walls

[wolf_blood]

I had not even accounted for that, shit. But yes, exactly.

[whateveraspidercan]

We'll figure out something

[wolf_blood]

Bolt it to the wall, for one thing.

[whateveraspidercan]

Maybe some sort of alarm if one of them is removed?

[wolf_blood]

Oh, yes, that's a great idea.

[whateveraspidercan]

I'm starting a list

[wolf_blood]

Perfect, between the two of us we ought to cover anything