tfln

[wolf_blood]

01. He went in to kiss me so I punched him in the face. Duh.

02. I'm not sure what happened last night...I do remember the police calling me to find out where I was because apparently at some point I went missing?

03. I'll just distract him with tacos and porn.

04. You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration.

05. Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.

06. [Choose your own adventure.]