tfln

[wolf_blood]

01. On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.

02. i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage.

03. I refuse to agree it's a bad thing when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar

04. i mean quite honestly i would've boned you the day we met

05. He gave up on mugging us when we wouldn't stop laughing. Rickon was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.

06. [Choose your own adventure.]