tfln

[wolf_blood]

1. They're call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.

2. If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn

3. I like being sick. Whatever the doctor gave me is awesome. The walls are waving at me. I never wanna get better.

4. [Choose your own adventure.]

Comments

[the_batgirl]

It's an official title now.

[wolf_blood]

I guess that is one official title I can live with having.

[the_batgirl]

And don't forget the "my" is a very important part of that title

[wolf_blood]

Are you suddenly doubting my memory?

[the_batgirl]

Nope

I just like emphasizing the "my" part of it

[wolf_blood]

I'll allow it

[the_batgirl]

I appreciate you letting me do that

[wolf_blood]

It's pretty easy, to be honest

[the_batgirl]

Good, I was... unsure if that would be okay with you.

[wolf_blood]

I wouldn't have known if it would or not till it happened either

[the_batgirl]

Well I'm glad we're both okay with it because I really like it

[wolf_blood]

That may have been obvious

[the_batgirl]

Oh? Was I slightly enthusiastic in my approval?

[wolf_blood]

Just a smidge. Like an inch over the line from "completely indifferent."

[the_batgirl]

I'll have to be more enthusiastic next time just so you're REALLY sure.

[wolf_blood]

If that's what you feel like you need to do.

[the_batgirl]

I just want to make sure you're thoroughly convinced is all

[wolf_blood]

That could take a very long time.

[the_batgirl]

I'm willing to put in the work

[wolf_blood]

Yeah, I already believe that.

[the_batgirl]

Good because I don't do things half assed

[wolf_blood]

None of these would have happened if you did.

[the_batgirl]

Hey I saw what I wanted and had to shoot my shot.

[wolf_blood]

Had to, huh?

[the_batgirl]

Oh absolutely, couldn't live with myself if I didn't try.