tfln

[wolf_blood]

1. They're call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.

2. If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn

3. I like being sick. Whatever the doctor gave me is awesome. The walls are waving at me. I never wanna get better.

4. [Choose your own adventure.]

Comments

[whateveraspidercan]

I feel like if it was going to happen it would have by now

[wolf_blood]

For some reason, I find that sentence hilarious. Also don't jinx us.

[whateveraspidercan]

Do I unjinx it by saying it for sure will happen?

[wolf_blood]

I think just knock on wood.

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay I'll do that then and hope that works

[wolf_blood]

Luckily there is still birth control as a backup, if knocking on wood doesn't work

[whateveraspidercan]

Knowing how much you like to do things to my wood that's a good thing

[wolf_blood]

Look, you can't blame me. I have always liked to be hands on and with equipment like that... A girl only has so much self control.

[whateveraspidercan]

[Ugh, she is so good at driving him crazy it's a problem. Only not really.]

I really love how hands on you are. You can lose control around my equipment whenever you want

[wolf_blood]

Oh, thank god.

[whateveraspidercan]

I know, you were worried that I wouldn't let you but don't worry you have free reign

[wolf_blood]

Oh, yes, I was so worried but now I have it in writing

[whateveraspidercan]

Well I guess I should prepare myself then!

[wolf_blood]

Yes, you should. Of course if you don't prepare yourself, I can probably handle that part too

[whateveraspidercan]

Trust me I am REALLY prepared

[wolf_blood]

That's my good boy