tfln

[wolf_blood]

1. They're call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.

2. If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn

3. I like being sick. Whatever the doctor gave me is awesome. The walls are waving at me. I never wanna get better.

4. [Choose your own adventure.]

Comments

[whateveraspidercan]

I have good "sit here for a ride" expressions on my face

[wolf_blood]

Oh, yes, yes you do.

[whateveraspidercan]

I'm making that face right now in fact

[wolf_blood]

Hmm, are you? And where are you making this face?

[whateveraspidercan]

Ummmm

Sitting in the drawing room chatting with your mom and texting you?

[wolf_blood]

You're chatting with my mother while texting me about sitting on your face?

[whateveraspidercan]

...

Maybe

[wolf_blood]

I don't know what I think of that.

[whateveraspidercan]

To be fair at any given time I'm at least kinda thinking about that sort of stuff anyway regardless of who I'm around

[wolf_blood]

That's true, you've mentioned that before

[whateveraspidercan]

I'll stop doing it right now in this situation if it weirds you out or bothers you

[wolf_blood]

No, you don't need to stop

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay good

Also I like that your mom has stopped giving me the "be careful" talk in different ways now when we hang out

[wolf_blood]

I wonder if that's because she thinks it's stuck or because she's no longer worried about the idea of you accidentally knocking me up in general

[whateveraspidercan]

Or she knows if I do I’m not going to skip out

[wolf_blood]

That's what I meant, by not being worried about it anymore. Not worried about what would happen if that happened.

[whateveraspidercan]

I feel like if it was going to happen it would have by now

[wolf_blood]

For some reason, I find that sentence hilarious. Also don't jinx us.

[whateveraspidercan]

Do I unjinx it by saying it for sure will happen?

[wolf_blood]

I think just knock on wood.

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay I'll do that then and hope that works

[wolf_blood]

Luckily there is still birth control as a backup, if knocking on wood doesn't work

[whateveraspidercan]

Knowing how much you like to do things to my wood that's a good thing

[wolf_blood]

Look, you can't blame me. I have always liked to be hands on and with equipment like that... A girl only has so much self control.

[whateveraspidercan]

[Ugh, she is so good at driving him crazy it's a problem. Only not really.]

I really love how hands on you are. You can lose control around my equipment whenever you want