tfln

[wolf_blood]

01. the good news is the bleeding stopped. i think i'm going to sober up before i tell you the bad news though.

02. I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.

03. We're playing family charades. My sister pointed at me. I won't tell you what everyone's guesses were.

04. It worries me when I'm the responsible one.

05. As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.

06. [Choose your own adventure.]

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@whateveraspidercan

[wolf_blood]

No? Okay, lemme think.

Do you want to come get me, would that help? I feel like that's more helpful. Come rescue me.

[whateveraspidercan]

Wait wait wait

Do you legit need a rescue or is this more like

A Spider-Uber

[wolf_blood]

Um, neither? I could still get home by myself but also sitting down and waiting a bit just sounds so good.

But it's DEF not a Spider-Uber, no swinging, I would for sure puke

[whateveraspidercan]

[Oh great that doesn't sound terrible and worrying at all.]

Okay I'm on my way

[wolf_blood]

[It's at least mostly from the drinking. Which Arya didn't really intend to do as much of that as she did.]

... Do you already know where I am?

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay good point I actually don’t

[wolf_blood]

[Insert drunken selfie featuring slightly blurry street signs here.]

[whateveraspidercan]

You look cute

But babe could you just share your location with me on your phone or give me permission to hack into it?

[wolf_blood]

Oh, course you can hack it.

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay got it on my way

[wolf_blood]

Good.

I was right. Sitting down is amazing.

[whateveraspidercan]

Yes just sit there and wait until I get there. I'm bringing water and aspirin

[wolf_blood]

Well maybe now I'll do cartwheels instead or something.

[She is absolutely not going to do cartwheels.]

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay cartwheels are fine if that's what you want

[wolf_blood]

Mm. Nah.

[whateveraspidercan]

Do I need to bring a barf bag or something to come get you?

[wolf_blood]

I think as long as I don't actually do any gymnastics I'm good.

[whateveraspidercan]

Which was good because a moment later he was jogging up to her, a very worried expression on his face. He tried nto to be worried too much because she was texting but still. Arya was HURT and that was bad and made Peter angry and worried and all sorts of things he wasn't even sure how to categorize.

"Hey, there's my fierce little monkey."

[wolf_blood]

Oh, she was going to feel really bad about putting that look on his face when she sobered up, she could tell because she already felt a little bad for it, even though it was buried under a booze-amplified feeling of glee at seeing him. "Here I am! And bitch I have two hands." She held them up at him, not quite doing grabby hands but wiggling her fingers at him and showing off a nice graze on her forearm.

[whateveraspidercan]

"What happened?" he asked, immediately stepping into her grabby hands and very carefully wrapping her up in a hug. He tried not to focus too much on her wounded arm, not wanting her to think he was only here to check out how badly she was hurt. She was okay now which was the important part.

[wolf_blood]

As if she would ever think that. She might think it of one of her siblings, but not Peter. He could be careful hugging her, but she was going to squeeze him before she answered. "I just lost a teensy little argument with gravity, that's all."

[whateveraspidercan]

"How high up were you taking this argument?" Peter asked. Because alcohol and high places were not a great combination. Not that he expected her to do anything especially dangerous but still. "Let me clean it up for you?" he added, holding up the first aid kit.

@highashope

[wolf_blood]

Well, I'd hope so.

[highashope]

You're still getting us off topic, though.

[wolf_blood]

Alright, alright, I'm sorry. I will try harder to focus.