tfln

[wolf_blood]

01. Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.

02. I fail to see how that’s relevant to the current situation.

03. I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't die"

04. The paramedic just looked at me and said "You again?"

05. I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bar again

06. [Choose your own adventure.]

[ooc: Feel free to insert your own location for 5. I almost changed it 'library,' personally.]