Voicemail

[wolf_blood]

If you're calling me, you should already know whose phone this is. Leave a voicemail and I probably won't call you back. Text me and I might answer!

Comments

[whateveraspidercan]

It is when I have a quiz to focus on!

No tease you’re making up for it the instant I get home

[wolf_blood]

I don't see how I should take the blame for your daydream. I wasn't even doing anything to distract you from the quiz this time.

but fine. Every question you're certain you got right will equal one less piece of clothing I'm wearing when you get home. Every question you really aren't sure if you know the answer will be one MORE article of clothing.

[whateveraspidercan]

I got 49 out of 50 right but that’s not the point

[wolf_blood]

I wasn't even distracting you unintentionally, then!

[whateveraspidercan]

But you’re so attractive that it happens anyway!

[wolf_blood]

I don't see how 49 out of 50 equals being distracted. Wait, reverse that. I don't see how being distracted can equal 49/50.

[whateveraspidercan]

I can be distracted and still do well!

[wolf_blood]

Maybe a LITTLE distracted but not enough to earn you sympathy. I'm getting dressed for a snowstorm now. :-P

[whateveraspidercan]

Hmph

[wolf_blood]

don't you hmph at me, you're the one that just informed me I'm only attractive enough to distract you from one question. I'll do the hmphing thank you

[whateveraspidercan]

Hhhmmmmpppohhhh

[wolf_blood]

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[whateveraspidercan]

I’m sorry I’ll do worse on the next one I’m distracted by you on!

[wolf_blood]

no, it's alright. I'll come to terms with not being that distracting to you. Eventually.

[whateveraspidercan]

Nope, gonna fail just to prove how distracting you are!

[wolf_blood]

honey your head would explode

[whateveraspidercan]

Worth it to prove your distractability!

[wolf_blood]

um, no, definitely not. How will I kiss you?

[whateveraspidercan]

You’ll find a way

[wolf_blood]

that's VERY beyond my skills.

[whateveraspidercan]

You kiss me in places besides my head all the time

[wolf_blood]

yes but your face is one of my favorite things to kiss

[whateveraspidercan]

Sacrifices have to be made

[wolf_blood]

That's not allowed to be one of them

[whateveraspidercan]

Well you’ll have to come up with something else