Voicemail

[wolf_blood]

If you're calling me, you should already know whose phone this is. Leave a voicemail and I probably won't call you back. Text me and I might answer!

Comments

[whateveraspidercan]

Wait we do? That’s a thing people know about me?

[wolf_blood]

Mmhm

[whateveraspidercan]

How do people know this?

[wolf_blood]

Um, because Spider-man didn't immediately get famous for going splat?

[whateveraspidercan]

I ran into SO MANY THINGS at first

[wolf_blood]

But you didn't die. You could've died.

[whateveraspidercan]

Yeah but a lot of people could have died doing just about anything and didn’t

[wolf_blood]

We're not having the apples vs oranges argument again.

[whateveraspidercan]

Yeah that's well trod territory

[wolf_blood]

So well trod we dug a trench.

[whateveraspidercan]

Trod is a weird word, isn’t it?

[wolf_blood]

It's a very weird word

[whateveraspidercan]

Do you have a favorite word or a word that bugs you because it's so weird?

[wolf_blood]

I don't know if I can pick one favorite word

but you wanna know an old interesting word?

"Grimgribber," which means "learned gibberish." I think I'd be friends with whoever made that up.

[whateveraspidercan]

That's a fantastic word!!

[wolf_blood]

I wish more words that are just plain fun to say were still commonly used

like flibbertigibbet. although that one is vaguely sexist so let's redefine it too

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay what are we redefining that word as then?

[wolf_blood]

It's going to be something fun and not stationary

[whateveraspidercan]

How about when someone gets all excited and wiggly?

[wolf_blood]

Yeah, I think that's perfect

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay we're taking that word back then!

[wolf_blood]

Thank you. <3