tfln

1. what if instead of 7 minutes in heaven there was 7 minutes in hell and what you do is lock 2 people in a closet and they have to beat the absolute shit out of each other

2. I built a pillowfort for me and Nymeria and we're not leaving.

3. I sent you a google doc with reasons you should stop hooking up with him. number 1 is he's the human enbodiment of a windowless van. pls peruse

4. Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.

5. Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone.

6. I have your car keys and your underwear. You can have one back. The other might end up on fire. Choose wisely.

7. {Text her.}