tfln

01. I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes ‘there goes the Scotch Girl.” I have ZERO idea who he is but I’m definitely the Scotch Girl.

02. so just incase i die tonight i'm making a list of people that i don't want to be let in to my funeral

well. that list already existed. but i'm updating it. i WILL add you, don't test me

03. dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament

04. He told me it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.

05. I like being sick. Whatever the doctor gave me is awesome. The walls are waving at me. I never wanna get better.

06. [Text her.]