Entries tagged with t: masquerading

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tfln

01. You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter

02. It’s 2 AM. You have 12 seconds to explain.

03. i should probably stop doing stupid things just because i think they're funny

04. I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer

05. [Text her.]