Entries tagged with t: iicequeen

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01. I just think 'NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION' is a hasty rule.

02. Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the house. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!

03. He literally asked permission to hit on me

04. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?

05. You don't make any sense

06. [Choose your own adventure]

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1. Yes, everyone should always join a cult. At least once.

2. My first reaction was to kick him in the balls, he's that attractive.

3. We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.

4. they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.

5. [Text her.]

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01. I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes ‘there goes the Scotch Girl.” I have ZERO idea who he is but I’m definitely the Scotch Girl.

02. so just incase i die tonight i'm making a list of people that i don't want to be let in to my funeral

well. that list already existed. but i'm updating it. i WILL add you, don't test me

03. dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament

04. He told me it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.

05. I like being sick. Whatever the doctor gave me is awesome. The walls are waving at me. I never wanna get better.

06. [Text her.]