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1. I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
2. You would think that I’ve learned my lesson by now, but apparently I wasn’t paying attention the first time.
3. Every time I wear that stupid dress I get kicked out of a bar.
4. you can cuddle me. word on the street is my ass is ridiculous
5. [Choose your own adventure.]
2. You would think that I’ve learned my lesson by now, but apparently I wasn’t paying attention the first time.
3. Every time I wear that stupid dress I get kicked out of a bar.
4. you can cuddle me. word on the street is my ass is ridiculous
5. [Choose your own adventure.]