tfln

[wolf_blood]

1. They're call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.

2. If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn

3. I like being sick. Whatever the doctor gave me is awesome. The walls are waving at me. I never wanna get better.

4. [Choose your own adventure.]

Comments

[the_batgirl]

Yeah I don't think it was a conscious thing it was just a thing that happened while we were being us

[wolf_blood]

I like the sound of that. I like the sound of that a lot.

[the_batgirl]

Why is that?

[wolf_blood]

Because it just... happened. Like the way you don't have to think about breathing.

[the_batgirl]

Sometimes I think about breathing!

It's weird because your body just does it but anything else you do like that is super freaky

Like you know when your eye sometimes twitches? If you ever watch that in the mirror it's super freaky

But inhaling the air bags in my chest? Totally normal apparently

[wolf_blood]

Humans are strange.

You'd think humanity as a whole would be less opposed to being called/known as strange considering how strange our existence is. But then again if we're talking about normal the way people use it or the actual definition makes a lot of difference in any conversation.

[the_batgirl]

Yeah you humans are super weird

[wolf_blood]

Oh, hush.

[the_batgirl]

Kidding, I'm pretty sure I still classify as a human

[wolf_blood]

What are the arguments towards not classifying as human?