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[wolf_blood]

1. They're call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.

2. If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn

3. I like being sick. Whatever the doctor gave me is awesome. The walls are waving at me. I never wanna get better.

4. [Choose your own adventure.]

Comments

[the_batgirl]

I'm willing to put in the work

[wolf_blood]

Yeah, I already believe that.

[the_batgirl]

Good because I don't do things half assed

[wolf_blood]

None of these would have happened if you did.

[the_batgirl]

Hey I saw what I wanted and had to shoot my shot.

[wolf_blood]

Had to, huh?

[the_batgirl]

Oh absolutely, couldn't live with myself if I didn't try.

[wolf_blood]

Those are heavy words for just me

[the_batgirl]

Doesn't make them less true.

[wolf_blood]

I suppose not.

[the_batgirl]

And it was totally worth it. No regrets at all.

[wolf_blood]

Well, there's still time.

[the_batgirl]

True but it's just been getting better and better so far.

[wolf_blood]

Careful, you'll jinx us

[the_batgirl]

It's probably a double jinx but I'm not worried about that

Out of all the things in the world I'm worried about, and it's a lot, "us" doesn't even make the list

[wolf_blood]

That's very gratifying.

[the_batgirl]

Yeah we've done a pretty good job of reassuring me that "us" isn't something I have to worry about in most ways

[wolf_blood]

And I didn't even know we were working on that.

[the_batgirl]

Yeah I don't think it was a conscious thing it was just a thing that happened while we were being us

[wolf_blood]

I like the sound of that. I like the sound of that a lot.

[the_batgirl]

Why is that?

[wolf_blood]

Because it just... happened. Like the way you don't have to think about breathing.

[the_batgirl]

Sometimes I think about breathing!

It's weird because your body just does it but anything else you do like that is super freaky

Like you know when your eye sometimes twitches? If you ever watch that in the mirror it's super freaky

But inhaling the air bags in my chest? Totally normal apparently

[wolf_blood]

Humans are strange.

You'd think humanity as a whole would be less opposed to being called/known as strange considering how strange our existence is. But then again if we're talking about normal the way people use it or the actual definition makes a lot of difference in any conversation.

[the_batgirl]

Yeah you humans are super weird