tfln

[wolf_blood]

1. They're call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.

2. If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn

3. I like being sick. Whatever the doctor gave me is awesome. The walls are waving at me. I never wanna get better.

4. [Choose your own adventure.]

Comments

[wolf_blood]

Oh, thank god.

[whateveraspidercan]

I know, you were worried that I wouldn't let you but don't worry you have free reign

[wolf_blood]

Oh, yes, I was so worried but now I have it in writing

[whateveraspidercan]

Well I guess I should prepare myself then!

[wolf_blood]

Yes, you should. Of course if you don't prepare yourself, I can probably handle that part too

[whateveraspidercan]

Trust me I am REALLY prepared

[wolf_blood]

That's my good boy