tfln

[wolf_blood]

01. They told you that you could only pay in monopoly money and you pulled out a wad of it from your pocket... I love you

02. Having a vagina does not stop me from believing my balls are bigger than yours.

03. i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck

04. You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."

05. I woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.

06. [Choose your own adventure]