tfln

[wolf_blood]

1. I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink

2. I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.

3. Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.

4. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.

5. seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter so whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude, I can just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and release the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of common sense

6. Challenge accepted.

7. [Choose your own adventure.]