tfln

[wolf_blood]

1. I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing called adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smuggling booze into the bouncy house.

2. don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.

3. No fucks will be given and no pants will be worn.

4. Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.

5. [Text her!]