tfln

01. I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the painkillers kicked in so it's legit.

02. Why did so many of other people's New Year's Resolutions involve ME?

03. You told me I smelled like flowers then passed out on my lap.

04. It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?

05. [Choose your own adventure.]