tfln

01. He gave up on mugging us when we wouldn't stop laughing. Rickon was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.

02. I did not pay anyone not to make fun of you.

03. READ @ 2:20AM

04. There are sixteen boxes of donuts in the living room.

05. i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage.

06. [Choose your own adventure.]