tfln

01. He said "fight me" and I obliged. I don't know why you're so surprised.

02. My advice? Be civil, be professional, be courteous, and have a plan to kill everyone in the room.

03. They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of the bar

04. We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.

05. Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.

06. [Choose your own adventure.]