tfln

01. This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever

02. I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. I thought you were going to shiver out of your skin.

03. It took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.

04. Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.

05. I still maintain he broke his own jaw.

06. [Choose your own adventure.]