tfln

01. Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.

02. He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.

03. We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.

04. if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower.

05.
Thanks for bringing me home and putting me in my bed. The pillow fort you built around me is also appreciated.

06. [Choose your own adventure.]