tfln

01. You just killed the sext mood.

02. You were eyefucking them, I recognize that look.

03. There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase

04. I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to do anything of value.

05. If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.

06. [Choose your own adventure.]