tfln

01. Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.

02. I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock

03. Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.

04. Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed?

05. also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.

06. [Choose your own adventure.]