tfln

01. yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person

02. If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?

03. this poor kid thinks he's going to have his first time with both of us

04. I feel like I got punched in the face...

05. Just so you know, I’m standing in my bra eating cereal.

06. [Choose your own adventure.]