tfln

01. I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life

02. I am a bitch, true, but I'm not your bitch.

03. Basically I am an endless fountain of unconventional sexual experiences and knowledge.

04. [someone] just called me magically delicious. apparently I'm a lucky charm.

05. "I expected better from you." Well that was your first mistake, wasn't it, and I've got nothing to do with that.

06. [Choose your own adventure]