tfln

01. Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god

02. GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS

03. (she/I) glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.

04. I can't go to his party cause last time I pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, I'm not allowed back there

05. Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.

06. [Choose your own adventure]