tfln

01. I just think 'NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION' is a hasty rule.

02. Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the house. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!

03. He literally asked permission to hit on me

04. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?

05. You don't make any sense

06. [Choose your own adventure]