tfln

01. I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat

02. I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..

03. so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?

04. Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.

05. I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.

06. [Choose your own adventure]