tfln

1. Whatever. Anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar. Not everyone can hang out with wolves. WOLVES.

2. I’m sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. I’m starving.

3. It sounds like I’m drunk, but I’m not. I just have a concussion.

4. Remember how you were like 'you're gonna get murdered if you hitchhike?'

5. I won't apologise for getting angry, but I will apologise for biting you.

6. [Text her]