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[wolf_blood]

1. Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.

2. Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.

3. you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?

4. maybe I'm texting you from ~~beyond the grave~~

5. Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your flat.

6. [Choose your own adventure.]